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Things I've learned for Newgrounds through 2007.

2008-01-02 07:55:38 by Metalix
Updated

Anyway, if you have problems that I've put you on that list, feel free to PM me, so I could remove you. K, here goes:

1: Every Newground user is overweight whit glasses and braces, PLUS skin problems. And all of them fap to hentai. ALL OF THEM

2: Newgrounds is a hentai place.

3: Tom and Wade Fulp don't look like brothers to me.

4: Tigerkitty is seriously overweight.

5: liljim can drink beer better than me.

4: Bob has a raccoon tattoo on his left arm.

5: BizzaroTom = TomFulp.

6: Wadolf > Wadefulp.

6: Enoll is bisexual.

7: tosh6 is ok at guitar right

8: TacoFreak sucks a massive cock.

7: bigbadron is the next internet badass since Wade.

8: My whistle will be forever garbage.

9: Stamper likes huge pink cocks.

10: Sarai was a man.

11: You just lost the game.

12: Do a barrel roll

13: ShadowJetX is SOOO HARDCOARRR

14: Newgrounds Staff isn't so buff and muscular as they look IRL. (Just Tom)

15: liljim is kinda hot and i want his peenus.

16: The goggles; they do nothing.

17: 08 users suck

18: Searp3nt's sister is unfunny.

19: Enoll is the best guy on earth.

20: I'm hotter than you guys think.

21: Jade is tight as fuck

22: Tom posted in my thread.

23: I hate snow.

24: I love cock

25: WILLIWOWZA IZ GHEY

26: ?????????

27: PROFIT!

DONE lol, should I add anything else?

Also: proof that Enoll is awesome:

Things I've learned for Newgrounds through 2007.


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EnollEnoll

2008-01-02 08:02:56

Both points about me are true.
Also, people should know, just beacuse I ask someone to get naked and dance around, doesn't mean I actually expect it.

Metalix responds:

STFU HOMO


WilliWowzaWilliWowza

2008-01-02 08:03:05

No. 24 is a lie

You knew that way before 2007.

(Updated ) Metalix responds:

Fuck you're right.

EDIT: I MEAN TIGHT, NOT RIGHT. DAMNIT.


TacoFreakTacoFreak

2008-01-02 08:27:27

NO U

Metalix responds:

NO U TURN


Mario5789Mario5789

2008-01-02 09:35:24

Eh, some true and some inacurate points there...rest of em are just kidda stupid to be honest. also...i dont care how much i know someone...I would never dance naked in front of a camera for anyone.

Metalix responds:

I never did, though.


laborlabor

2008-01-02 12:59:50

You forgot about our world record PM.

: Bastard.

Metalix responds:

NOT UNTILL YOU DELETED IT FAGGOT.


Tyrant12Tyrant12

2008-01-02 13:52:10

MORE LIKE METALDIX

Metalix responds:

TYRANT? MORE LIKE THANK YOU RANT!


The-DonkeyThe-Donkey

2008-01-02 15:55:24

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

IMMA EAT CHOO.

Metalix responds:

EAT MAH DICK


ThePsychoSheepThePsychoSheep

2008-01-03 13:04:52

DICK OR GTFO!

Metalix responds:

GTFO.

you.


SenmetsuSenmetsu

2008-01-04 15:55:06

"11: You just lost the game.
12: Do a barrel roll"

When you put down number 11 I went "NOOO!" and stood up, then went and told the rest of my family I lost the game, then I came back all sad like "I can't wait til people STOP bringing it up!" and started off where I was.

Then you suggested I do a barrel roll and I realized....Yeah, all I need to do next time is a barrel roll, and I'll be feeling better in no time. Good positioning of those two!

Metalix responds:

I'm a smartass, I know.


StomerStomer

2008-01-04 18:46:34

tl;dr

Metalix responds:

tits or gtfo


XD0042006XD0042006

2008-01-09 21:00:36

oh hi.

Metalix responds:

asl


ThePsychoSheepThePsychoSheep

2008-01-11 03:46:52

Welcome to the Fifthteens bitch!Happy B-day

Metalix responds:

thx lol


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