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It was just a flesh wound really.

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Things I've learned for Newgrounds through 2007.

Posted by Metalix - January 2nd, 2008


Anyway, if you have problems that I've put you on that list, feel free to PM me, so I could remove you. K, here goes:

1: Every Newground user is overweight whit glasses and braces, PLUS skin problems. And all of them fap to hentai. ALL OF THEM

2: Newgrounds is a hentai place.

3: Tom and Wade Fulp don't look like brothers to me.

4: Tigerkitty is seriously overweight.

5: liljim can drink beer better than me.

4: Bob has a raccoon tattoo on his left arm.

5: BizzaroTom = TomFulp.

6: Wadolf > Wadefulp.

6: Enoll is bisexual.

7: tosh6 is ok at guitar right

8: TacoFreak sucks a massive cock.

7: bigbadron is the next internet badass since Wade.

8: My whistle will be forever garbage.

9: Stamper likes huge pink cocks.

10: Sarai was a man.

11: You just lost the game.

12: Do a barrel roll

13: ShadowJetX is SOOO HARDCOARRR

14: Newgrounds Staff isn't so buff and muscular as they look IRL. (Just Tom)

15: liljim is kinda hot and i want his peenus.

16: The goggles; they do nothing.

17: 08 users suck

18: Searp3nt's sister is unfunny.

19: Enoll is the best guy on earth.

20: I'm hotter than you guys think.

21: Jade is tight as fuck

22: Tom posted in my thread.

23: I hate snow.

24: I love cock

25: WILLIWOWZA IZ GHEY

26: ?????????

27: PROFIT!

DONE lol, should I add anything else?

Also: proof that Enoll is awesome:

Things I've learned for Newgrounds through 2007.


Comments

Both points about me are true.
Also, people should know, just beacuse I ask someone to get naked and dance around, doesn't mean I actually expect it.

STFU HOMO

No. 24 is a lie

You knew that way before 2007.

Fuck you're right.

EDIT: I MEAN TIGHT, NOT RIGHT. DAMNIT.

NO U

NO U TURN

Eh, some true and some inacurate points there...rest of em are just kidda stupid to be honest. also...i dont care how much i know someone...I would never dance naked in front of a camera for anyone.

I never did, though.

You forgot about our world record PM.

: Bastard.

NOT UNTILL YOU DELETED IT FAGGOT.

MORE LIKE METALDIX

TYRANT? MORE LIKE THANK YOU RANT!

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

IMMA EAT CHOO.

EAT MAH DICK

DICK OR GTFO!

GTFO.

you.

"11: You just lost the game.
12: Do a barrel roll"

When you put down number 11 I went "NOOO!" and stood up, then went and told the rest of my family I lost the game, then I came back all sad like "I can't wait til people STOP bringing it up!" and started off where I was.

Then you suggested I do a barrel roll and I realized....Yeah, all I need to do next time is a barrel roll, and I'll be feeling better in no time. Good positioning of those two!

I'm a smartass, I know.

tl;dr

tits or gtfo

oh hi.

asl

Welcome to the Fifthteens bitch!Happy B-day

thx lol